troll brojohn don't fucking @ me

[broyonce]

idk do i need a pic

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[windheritance]

Oh, don’t get fried on the way back...

[ for his part, he’s bleeding pretty significantly from a bunch of sword cuts, including one extremely aesthetic one on the side of his neck, and has at least one big stab wound through his shoulder, but he’s bright eyed and cheery about it. ]

I do still have room if you wanna hide here during the day!

[broyonce]

I'll be fine.

[ grumble take this pitch seriously. he's doing everything one-handed but he's got one of those fancy cloaks he pulls on, doing it up around his throat and over his head, and a large pair of violet pointed shades to cover his eyes too. he cocks his head once. ]

Don't go too far. I'll find you if you do anyway.

[ then he goes. ]

[windheritance]

[ he will not take this pitch seriously at all. ]

Oh, don't tell me what to do.

[ hehehehe. ]

I'll see you later, Dierkk!

[broyonce]

[ ....... he waves as he walks off.

he's back soon. there's a slight unevenness to his gait, but he compensates for it well and his fighting isn't too impaired by it. or it won't be. because first-- ]

Good evening, Johann.

[ he smiles and cants his head. hello cute boy i am in pitch with :) let's fight ]

[windheritance]

Hi, Dierkk!

[ for his part, johann looks happier than he ever looked while loyalist. he is thriving. he's shirtless because he doesn't know how to sew well enough to take his sign off his shirt so he just took the whole shirt off. what a dork.

anyway.

he BOUNCES to his feet, then tilts to one side, curiously ]

Are you okay? You've got a wobble.

[broyonce]

Don't worry about it.

[ he straightens, spine tight and head held high. he's trying not to stare at johann's chest but it's very difficult. he could go for some spades flirting right now actually. ]

Don't let it make you go easy on me.

[windheritance]

Welllll, I don't wanna CHEAT, but if you're sure you're okay.

[ it's SO hard not to stare at his chest. there's so much of it. also his spine glows which is distracting when it's visible. ]

Then I'll beat you up just like normal!

[broyonce]

Darlin', I said don't worry about it. I'm just fine and ready, so take your trouncing.

[ his spine is nice actually, ]

[windheritance]

[ right it's a very pretty spine with a splotchy pattern of bioluminescent blue freckles?? who else has a birthmark like that. nobody. just johann. ]

Yeah, yeah.

[ this time he charges in, excited. he does avoid the bad leg but it doesn't slow him down considerably! he's still VERY strong and VERY fun to fight. ]

[broyonce]

[ dierkk is still strong. he's still tough to fight. it's still a good time. he still at one point gets johann on his back and straddles him and leans far too close before he has to reel back from whatever counterattack johann has. ]

[windheritance]

[ ooh he flushes a little at that one, dark purple (no weird blue splotches show up when he blushes though) before just GRABBING AND LAUNCHING that fish as far as he can, which is pretty far even though dierkk is a pretty big dude.

this time he appears to be trying to maneuver dierkk into position to tackle and pin him, just for a change of pace. maybe not all combat has to be hammer-based!! maybe he can just ROUGHHOUSE. ]

[broyonce]

[ he's just off-balance enough that it works and dierkk ends up his back on the ground, staring up at johann. phew. his eyes are such a pretty violet. ]

[windheritance]

[ he GRINS WITH ALL HIS MEGA SHARP TEETH. ]

Hehehe. I'd usually go I WIN, but that one wasn't really fair, was it?

[broyonce]

[ yeah fuck he gets a doki. he tries to keep his entire cool but he has to swallow. just the once. his gills flicker, and so do his face fins. ]

... Nah.

[windheritance]

So, I'll call this one a draw.

[ he rolls easily off dierkk and goes to pick his hammer back up. oh his back muscles are also very good. ]

[broyonce]

[ yeah he goes up on his elbows and just fucking watches him. it's kind of hungry. he wants to drag his claws up and down that back.

instead he stands, dusting himself off. ]

Next time.

[windheritance]

Yeah, next time! I'm gonna move further away, though, so get ready for that.

[broyonce]

[ he clicks his tongue. ]

Gettin' to the point I'll have to take multi-night trips just to get out to you.

[windheritance]

You can always stay over during the day if you gotta! I take up a lot of space, but you could still fit.

[broyonce]

You know I can't do that.

[windheritance]

Yeah, just like how I couldn't leave to begin with?

[broyonce]

Mm.

[ briefly avoidant. but then he tips his chin up in acknowledgment. ]

I'll find you again, Johann.

[windheritance]

You're good at doing that. I'll see you!

[broyonce]

[ johann does see him. after a week or so. this time there's a line of stitches up his arm? weird. anyway he's fine. he walks right up to johann and grips his chin right there, tipping him down so he can look at his eyes. ]

Feeling up to it?

[windheritance]

[ oh, he flushes a little. he's being flirted with?? he's being flirted with maybe?? a DOKI is had? ]

Yeah, dude, obviously! Let's fight.