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[broyonce]

idk do i need a pic

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[broyonce]

Yeah, you're--fine.

[ which is weird. he can't do much about it though. he's too out of it. ]

How long was I out?

[windheritance]

Well, it’s daytime now. I moved a big rock over the cave entrance so we’re safe though. Are you hungry?

[broyonce]

Shit.

[ oh he's gonna be in a lot of trouble. he can't move the rock and leave even in his gear at this point, so he just--nods. might as well not be hungry too when he goes in for his punishment. ]

[windheritance]

It’s okay. I was thinking about it and I decided I’m not like, thrilled with the whole loyalist thing so I thought, how can I fix that?

[ HANDING OVER SOME FOOD ]

Then I guess I accidentally kidnapped you! Whoops! Those wacky clowns!

[broyonce]

[ he's gonna eat he guesses!!! but like, johann's talk isn't promising. he frowns a little, trying to sit up and failing. wow that concussion is pretty bad actually. ]

She's just going to--send more after you. She'll think I'm dead and send more, a lot more. At least until now it's just been me.

[ either he's jealous or worried or both. it's hard to tell. in any case it doesn't SOUND like he's super loyalist anymore. ]

[windheritance]

Well, yeah, but I’ll just beat them up? They won’t be as good at fighting as you are, so I’m not worried.

[broyonce]

She's not going to send them one at a time, Johann, she's going to send teams. She's already been talking about it.

[windheritance]

I can beat up a team.

[broyonce]

Even you have limits. I have to go back.

[windheritance]

You can go back when you make me let you go.

[broyonce]

She's not going to wait that long.

[windheritance]

That’s okay! I’m very strong.

[broyonce]

I'm aware.

[ his face is temporarily paste. ]

But a whole squadron?

[windheritance]

Hehehe. No problem.

[broyonce]

[ he goes :T ]

I hope you're right.

[windheritance]

I am right! I’m the strongest clown there’s EVER been.

[broyonce]

[ he reaches out vaguely and pats his face. it's not a pale PAP, just a little pat pat. ]

You sure are that.

[windheritance]

[ GRIN. ]

So I’ll be fine. And if you don’t like it just recover faster!

[broyonce]

[ PINCHES HIS NOSE that's all the bullying he can do. ]

Just recover faster from getting my skull crunched, he says.

[windheritance]

[ MAKES A FACE. ]

Yep, yep, exactly that. When the sun goes down I’m gonna go get more food and maybe make a dummy campsite? Maybe they just won’t find us.

[broyonce]

That could give me more time, yeah. Don't be out too long.

[windheritance]

I won’t be! It’s pretty boring out there anyway.

[broyonce]

[ he snorts, but that makes his head hurt, so he doesn't do it again. ]

Fair enough.

[windheritance]

But for now, try to catch up on sleep. I'm gonna do that too.

[broyonce]

--Yeah.

[ he does need the rest. he settles in to sleep. ]