troll brojohn don't fucking @ me

[broyonce]

idk do i need a pic

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[windheritance]

I'd better not.

[ grumble grumble settles down in the pile next to him ]

[broyonce]

[ :) settles against him ]

[windheritance]

[ oh... snuggles are good actually? adjusts a little to be more comfortable and curls up. ]

Anyway, go back to sleep.

[broyonce]

Mmhm.

[ he's gonna sleep. fine. he has a plan for later though. ]

[windheritance]

[ johann sleeps pretty comfortably!! he looks SO PEACEFUL AND HAPPY when it gets closer to dusk he still isn't really making any move to get up. lazy... lazy clown. ]

[broyonce]

[ he stirs when dusk is nearing. it's comfortable to lay against him, but it also keeps him nice and close so he can lean over and run his tongue along a strip of his horn

and then bite it. ]

[windheritance]

[ first he makes an absolutely ADORABLE whiny half-sleepy noise, then oh my GOD TEETH and he is ABRUPTLY AWAKENED, snapping his eyes open and instinctively wiggling away from HORN BITE ]

Hey!! What the heck!! Don't be a jerk!!

[broyonce]

[ he lets out a muffled laugh, letting go and settling back in the pile. it's the first time he's really laughed. it sounds kind of thick because of the broken nose, but it's still a laugh. ]

Good evening.

[windheritance]

[ he BLUSHES. was he always a blusher?? was it just not visible under the face paint for sweeps?? ]

Good evening, asshole. I can't believe you just BIT ME.

[broyonce]

[ he tilts his head mock-innocently. ]

Did you hate it that much?

[windheritance]

Irrelevant!!

[broyonce]

If you liked it, what's the problem?

[windheritance]

I can't bite you BACK because I already punched you in the BRAIN.

[broyonce]

You could bite me back. That has nothing to do with being punched in the brain.

[ he leans up and licks his horn again he's really pushing his luck here sorry. ]

[windheritance]

[ he whines. he squirms. ]

Just remember you asked for it!!

[ he NIPS DIERKK'S EAR. it's not very hard. it's more petulant. ]

[broyonce]

[ oh now he whines a little and leans into it. oh no. ]

I did, yeah. What are you gonna do about it.

[ he reaches up languidly and grips the base of a horn. lightly. just a little. is he still concussed, probably. ]

[windheritance]

[ he's had a few hours he's doing okay. johann is just. dark purple. nature played an incredibly cruel joke on him by making his horns both enormous and incredibly sensitive, jeez. ]

I mean, I guess bite you again?

[broyonce]

Well, I'm right here.

[ his grip tightens. ]

[windheritance]

[ NOPE he can't take it anymore he just goes in and chomps dierkk's shoulder because he is OVERSTIMULATED and his shoulder is RIGHT THERE. he doesn't NOT try to make it sexy but again it is way more bratty. ]

[broyonce]

[ bratty is fine it's fine he still arches and whines a little. he's been so spades horny for like 100000 months give him a break johann. ]

[windheritance]

[ O_O oh.

well, i mean.

that just means he's gonna go to the other shoulder and do it way more deliberately. ]

[broyonce]

[ oh. yes he likes it. he presses up against johann's mouth and makes another soft sound, and his claws dig into the base of johann's horn, just a little. ]

[windheritance]

[ he actually like, gasps against dierkk's skin. oh no. ]

This isn't faaiiiiir. I can't DO anything really GOOD without making your injury worse!

[broyonce]

[ yeah about that, he breathes out: ]

Only my head is injured.

[windheritance]

[ O_O ]

Oh.




That's true.