troll brojohn don't fucking @ me

[broyonce]

idk do i need a pic

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[broyonce]

Why aren't you just sleeping over here?

[windheritance]

I thought you should get the pile because you have a head injury because I punched you.

[broyonce]

It's not a small pile.

[windheritance]

I'm very large...

[broyonce]

So? There's room.

[windheritance]

Well, I guess so. But if I squish you I'm going to be annoyed.

[broyonce]

You're not going to squish me.

[windheritance]

I'd better not.

[ grumble grumble settles down in the pile next to him ]

[broyonce]

[ :) settles against him ]

[windheritance]

[ oh... snuggles are good actually? adjusts a little to be more comfortable and curls up. ]

Anyway, go back to sleep.

[broyonce]

Mmhm.

[ he's gonna sleep. fine. he has a plan for later though. ]

[windheritance]

[ johann sleeps pretty comfortably!! he looks SO PEACEFUL AND HAPPY when it gets closer to dusk he still isn't really making any move to get up. lazy... lazy clown. ]

[broyonce]

[ he stirs when dusk is nearing. it's comfortable to lay against him, but it also keeps him nice and close so he can lean over and run his tongue along a strip of his horn

and then bite it. ]

[windheritance]

[ first he makes an absolutely ADORABLE whiny half-sleepy noise, then oh my GOD TEETH and he is ABRUPTLY AWAKENED, snapping his eyes open and instinctively wiggling away from HORN BITE ]

Hey!! What the heck!! Don't be a jerk!!

[broyonce]

[ he lets out a muffled laugh, letting go and settling back in the pile. it's the first time he's really laughed. it sounds kind of thick because of the broken nose, but it's still a laugh. ]

Good evening.

[windheritance]

[ he BLUSHES. was he always a blusher?? was it just not visible under the face paint for sweeps?? ]

Good evening, asshole. I can't believe you just BIT ME.

[broyonce]

[ he tilts his head mock-innocently. ]

Did you hate it that much?

[windheritance]

Irrelevant!!

[broyonce]

If you liked it, what's the problem?

[windheritance]

I can't bite you BACK because I already punched you in the BRAIN.

[broyonce]

You could bite me back. That has nothing to do with being punched in the brain.

[ he leans up and licks his horn again he's really pushing his luck here sorry. ]

[windheritance]

[ he whines. he squirms. ]

Just remember you asked for it!!

[ he NIPS DIERKK'S EAR. it's not very hard. it's more petulant. ]

[broyonce]

[ oh now he whines a little and leans into it. oh no. ]

I did, yeah. What are you gonna do about it.

[ he reaches up languidly and grips the base of a horn. lightly. just a little. is he still concussed, probably. ]

[windheritance]

[ he's had a few hours he's doing okay. johann is just. dark purple. nature played an incredibly cruel joke on him by making his horns both enormous and incredibly sensitive, jeez. ]

I mean, I guess bite you again?

[broyonce]

Well, I'm right here.

[ his grip tightens. ]