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Get ready for it, Dierkk!
[ he GOES. by now dierkk has broken quite a few records for 'longest fight with the executioner'. he keeps breaking the record with every new fight. this time johann is VERY motivated to beat this particular fish into submission, though. ]
[ he GOES. by now dierkk has broken quite a few records for 'longest fight with the executioner'. he keeps breaking the record with every new fight. this time johann is VERY motivated to beat this particular fish into submission, though. ]
[ they are both really motivated. they're fight-horny. johann is maybe a little TOO motivated? like even being stabbed doesn't slow him down very much.
spades is a powerful thing apparently?? dang. ]
spades is a powerful thing apparently?? dang. ]
[ in a totally graceful and mature response to this, johann flusters so hard that he goes full anime, drops his hammer, and just fucking PUNCHES dierkk. it's like a jokey-joke 'no staahhhp teeheehee' punch but
but he's the executioner, so
he punches hard enough to shatter stone, so, ]
but he's the executioner, so
he punches hard enough to shatter stone, so, ]
[ wheeze yeah that just. knocks him right the fuck out. it's kind of alarming actually, how he goes limp and drops like a stone. johann didn't kill his fish, no way, but he's out cold and definitely has some like, skull fractures and a huge concussion. ]
[ OOPS.
what follows is a charming sequence of johann fussing over his fish, making sure he's alive, very carefully carrying him to a soft pile, putting cold stuff on his head to keep the swelling down, and just in general fussing.
it's kind of mood whiplash to go from hyper-spades to something almost diamonds-adjacentwhen dierkk wakes up again, but listen, johann was worried. ]
what follows is a charming sequence of johann fussing over his fish, making sure he's alive, very carefully carrying him to a soft pile, putting cold stuff on his head to keep the swelling down, and just in general fussing.
it's kind of mood whiplash to go from hyper-spades to something almost diamonds-adjacentwhen dierkk wakes up again, but listen, johann was worried. ]
[ when he does wake he has a splitting headache and his face is still busted to hell. he groans and shifts a little like he's trying to sit up but that makes him so dizzy he feels like he's going to throw up so he stills instead, blearily looking up at him. ]
Hi. Sorry. I punched you.
[ he doesn't have any ice, but there's cold water available to him somewhere evidently, because he has cold wet cloths he's just kind of. plopping on dierkk's face. ]
I mean I meant to punch you so I'm not sorry about that but I'm sorry about how it like, had a consequence.
[ he doesn't have any ice, but there's cold water available to him somewhere evidently, because he has cold wet cloths he's just kind of. plopping on dierkk's face. ]
I mean I meant to punch you so I'm not sorry about that but I'm sorry about how it like, had a consequence.
Um, helping? At least I hope I'm helping. I don't have any real pain killers, so...
Well, it’s daytime now. I moved a big rock over the cave entrance so we’re safe though. Are you hungry?
It’s okay. I was thinking about it and I decided I’m not like, thrilled with the whole loyalist thing so I thought, how can I fix that?
[ HANDING OVER SOME FOOD ]
Then I guess I accidentally kidnapped you! Whoops! Those wacky clowns!
[ HANDING OVER SOME FOOD ]
Then I guess I accidentally kidnapped you! Whoops! Those wacky clowns!
[ he's gonna eat he guesses!!! but like, johann's talk isn't promising. he frowns a little, trying to sit up and failing. wow that concussion is pretty bad actually. ]
She's just going to--send more after you. She'll think I'm dead and send more, a lot more. At least until now it's just been me.
[ either he's jealous or worried or both. it's hard to tell. in any case it doesn't SOUND like he's super loyalist anymore. ]
She's just going to--send more after you. She'll think I'm dead and send more, a lot more. At least until now it's just been me.
[ either he's jealous or worried or both. it's hard to tell. in any case it doesn't SOUND like he's super loyalist anymore. ]
Well, yeah, but I’ll just beat them up? They won’t be as good at fighting as you are, so I’m not worried.
You can go back when you make me let you go.
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