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[nada]

Sure, why not! It's fun. What you got against fun Dirk

[broyonce]

i'm not fun.

[nada]

Weird, wonder what it's called when I hang out with you then

[broyonce]

purgatory.

[nada]

< `!´ > ...

[broyonce]

i'm kidding.
did you want to do something tonight?

[nada]

Are you sure!
Are you sure you were kidding!!
But I had no plans, just wanted to chat with you a bit
Maybe suggest some costumes to you...

[broyonce]

maybe i was.
oh?
sure, go for it.

[nada]

[broyonce]

solid.
leads with my skills.
unsure what the wolfman details have to do with it.
are those mandatory?

[nada]

I think that's just unfortunately that guy's face

[broyonce]

yikes.

[nada]

Hahahahahaha

That's rude
You're rude

[broyonce]

i've always been rude.

[nada]

Yeah no duh, you're obviously practiced in it. Probably the rudest kid in the school yard growing up.

[broyonce]

i was a pretty quiet kid, actually.

[nada]

I've known plenty of quiet rude folks in my life
Anyway you're distracting me from my point! Which is: me, you, tonight, costumes?

[broyonce]

well yeah, i was a huge dick about it.
you know what, sure.

[nada]

!!! Sweet
But confession: I don't actually have a costume for you, I was just being a dick

[broyonce]

i'm aware.
i can come up with something on my own.

[nada]

Wait!! I think someone stole your likeness for a costume!!

[broyonce]

i can't believe you just compared me to a scientologist.

[nada]

???
No I compared you to a douche

[broyonce]

that's a costume of tom cruise in risky business.
tom cruise is a scientologist.
the man believes in an alien god, nadir.
though i guess after everything that's happened, i shouldn't be so quick to judge a weird-ass religion.
anyway he's fucking nuts.

[nada]

I think I only understood like 30% of the words you said. Are they important for me to know, because my attention span is not that great.