[ only he doesn't float. he tenses up in exactly the sort of panicked way you're not supposed to tense when dragged into a lake and he is just instantly dead weight. he DROPS the hammer in the shallows, in favor of scrabbling at the arm around his neck, but it's not every effective because of, you know, the blind panic.
it is, technically, a victory; from this position there's nothing stopping him from knocking the clown out and hauling him home over one shoulder, but.
it's kind of a weird way to win.
he can't SWIM? he can't even FLOAT?
how does someone get hand-raised by a fish and have that bad of a panic reaction to water anyway. ]
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[ only he doesn't float. he tenses up in exactly the sort of panicked way you're not supposed to tense when dragged into a lake and he is just instantly dead weight. he DROPS the hammer in the shallows, in favor of scrabbling at the arm around his neck, but it's not every effective because of, you know, the blind panic.
it is, technically, a victory; from this position there's nothing stopping him from knocking the clown out and hauling him home over one shoulder, but.
it's kind of a weird way to win.
he can't SWIM? he can't even FLOAT?
how does someone get hand-raised by a fish and have that bad of a panic reaction to water anyway. ]